how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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