Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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