Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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