He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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