im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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