Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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