Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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