yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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