He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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