come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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