After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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