Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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