I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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