And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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