I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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