question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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