Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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