so explain again why im purple
no
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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