Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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