You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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