So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Less talking, more tequila
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
