Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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