y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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