seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
