you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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