It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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