we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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