Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Still dying that you shit outside
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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