Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just gift wrapped bread.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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