I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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