If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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