You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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