So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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