This girl is more easily done than said...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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