I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
