with your own penis?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
