he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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