I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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