Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I am one with the molecules
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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