What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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