Where did you get a picture of my penis
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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