I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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