It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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