Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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