if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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