Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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