Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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