I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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