Kiss
Puke
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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