You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
