I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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