He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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