Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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